Everything You Know Is Wrong

It is Honestly there is just so much crap out there So many things that are wrong So many people wasting…

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Fat Or FAT!

It is honestly the best thing ever Who doesn’t love some good old fat And best part yet all the health…

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May 25, 2016 by

Playing Amongst The Gorillas

It sounds much more exciting than it actually is You see I give my kind a bad name, when it comes…

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May 20, 2016 by

The Daddy Paradox

This is one that still baffles me And greatly upsets Sam my fiancée You see we are heavily involved in her…

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May 20, 2016 by

It’s Just Wrong

It is And you should ignore it Give it the silent treatment like a child who is mad at you You…

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May 20, 2016 by

The Female Issue

Now I Honestly had no idea it was this bad Until it was fully illustrated to me the other day Now…

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What Happened On The Weekend, Stays On The Weekend

This is the most common story for people That they can be good during the week, the second there is something that…

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May 20, 2016 by

Lop Sided

How is that possible Well you see it is very common actually Most people are so one sided that it is…

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May 20, 2016 by

It’s Just Not Happening

There is no way in hell It wont happen I can’t do it Can’t pull it together And I just wont…

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May 19, 2016 by

$150 Face Cream

I kid you not Totally ridiculous right? But my client swears by it Best thing there is And I would certainly…

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